Batch 304: Good For The Goose, Good For The Gander
Malt Couture
Alex Kidd
4.9 • 812 Ratings
🗓️ 1 January 2026
⏱️ 112 minutes
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Summary
After braving the Black Friday crowds outside Binny's and pissing in bottles in now temperate weather, Alex and Stephen have sourced a horizontal of all six of Goose Island's Bourbon Country Brand Stout releases from this year. They'll be goosin' it, they'll be loosin', and they'll be Power Rankin' it to see how this year's Chicago Juice stacks up. Nothing like 14% ABV beers in the AM to kick off the new year. In the Beer News, the Canadian Brewing Awards integrate AI into their voting system and the judges take a hard stance against the clankers, Bud Light brews beer with melted snow from the Buffalo Bills stadium.
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| 0:00.0 | All right, all right, and welcome to OJJare here. |
| 0:07.9 | Presents a Malkator in the world's jankiest beer podcast. |
| 0:10.7 | This is batch number three, oh, four. |
| 0:13.9 | Get on the flow and give me some O. |
| 0:18.4 | Give me some O. |
| 0:19.2 | And other, I don't know, more Buster Rhymes, late 90s hooks. |
| 0:27.6 | You got your head. |
| 0:28.9 | Wooha, got your wall a chick. |
| 0:31.6 | All the classics. |
| 0:34.0 | I haven't seen Halloween H2O enough times to quote him in that movie, but I'm sure, for sure there's some quotables in there. |
| 0:40.8 | Oh, yeah. |
| 0:41.5 | He was the jaw rule of that franchise. |
| 0:44.1 | Yeah. |
| 0:44.5 | And you know that they wrote him some very, like, sensitive type of dialogue that's not at all, like one-liners kicking Michael Myers to offense. |
| 0:51.9 | I mean, he got robbed with that, you know, them not nominating the monologue he did for, |
| 0:56.5 | that alone was like Glenn, Glenn Ross, like Coffee's for Closers type of speech. |
| 1:02.3 | Yeah, absolutely. |
| 1:03.5 | I don't know what the academy is thinking, you know. |
| 1:05.1 | It's like they're not even watching these movies that they're supposed to be voting on. |
| 1:10.4 | The craziest thing, Buster Ram is like 50 years old, and every time I see him, he just gets bigger and bigger. That H-G-H, dude. It's like... He continues to get more and more massive. He's like, yeah, he's like the Hulk, but in like real time. As opposed to just bursting out. He's just slowly just like... It's like, man, that is, he's like seven foot four now. Yeah, whenever they put a tank in a fighting game, it looks like that, like an akuma. Like it's just like every aspect of Buster Rhymes keeps growing. Bachelor 4, good for the goose, good for the gander. I know a lot of people I've been waiting on this. They're like looking at their calendars. |
| 1:45.6 | Black Friday was a month ago. Where are the multi boys weighing in? |
| 1:48.0 | I've been waiting for this. |
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