Batch 290: Just Add a Big Ice Cube
Malt Couture
Alex Kidd
5 • 799 Ratings
🗓️ 19 June 2025
⏱️ 118 minutes
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Summary
Alex and Stephen are back in the NA realm as they put 4 NA cocktails through the Power Ranking treatment. The line-up consists of perennial favorite St. Agrestis and their Phony White Negroni, a Paloma from mead masters B. Nektar, a Moscow Mule from Beckett's Tonics, and Stockholms Bränneri Apéro Alcohol Free Aperitif Soda. In the Beer News, the Brewers Association officially recognizes Mexican Lager as a style of beer, Eagle Rare drops one of the most aged bourbons ever, and Blue Moon does a lip balm collab. Stephen calls out Alex for blowing his nose by blowing both nostrils at the same time.
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| 0:00.0 | All right, all right. |
| 0:06.8 | Welcome to Don't Drink Beer, |
| 0:08.0 | presents Malpictor the world's jangiest beer podcast. |
| 0:10.9 | This is batch number two 90. |
| 0:14.1 | And batch 290. |
| 0:18.2 | Oh, man. |
| 0:19.4 | Just starting off with a bang. |
| 0:21.2 | The fucking A equals A once again. |
| 0:23.3 | I get to use this for... |
| 0:24.7 | I was thinking about today. |
| 0:26.2 | Jesus. |
| 0:27.0 | I was thinking about this today. |
| 0:29.1 | We're almost 300 episodes. |
| 0:31.5 | Yeah. |
| 0:32.0 | And like 290, 80, 70, 60, right? |
| 0:37.0 | Every time. |
| 0:37.7 | So it's like every 10. |
| 0:39.1 | Yeah. |
| 0:39.4 | And then so I'm like, I think it's like at this point we've rhymed like, you know, |
| 0:46.5 | like TY with 29 other things. |
| 0:50.2 | I think that's like all the things that rhyme like that. |
| 0:53.8 | So we don't need to anymore. Especially not with like Michael's lazy imperfect rhymes. I think that's like all the things that rhyme like that. No, not even close. |
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