Batch 271: The Most Suggested NA Beers

Malt Couture

Alex Kidd

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5 • 799 Ratings

🗓️ 26 September 2024

⏱️ 109 minutes

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Summary

Does the algorhythm know us better than we know ourselves? The Malty Boyz™ try 4 of the most commonly suggested NA beers by online NA retailers and put them through the Power Ranking treatment. In the Beer News, Weathered Souls Brewing Co., Eighth State Brewing Company, and, long time San Francisco bottle shop, Beer City announce their imminent closures. Michelob Ultra announces they'll be releasing an NA beer in January of 2025. Plus, hyper-regional talk about public transportation.

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0:00.0	All right, all right, and welcome to Don't Drink Beer presents Malkator, the world's jankiest beer podcast.
0:10.6	This is batch number 271.
0:14.3	And we are just one more episode away from eating glue, or at least Michael,
0:21.6	eating glue somewhere out in the universe.
0:24.1	I don't know.
0:24.9	I seriously doubt that he's going to listen to Batch 272,
0:29.0	but I do not doubt that he's in med school eating glue.
0:32.4	Yeah, it'll be, it'll just be like, he'll wake up that day and just be like in a cold sweat and be like, like horses, dead horses, mouth, dead horse's mouth.
0:43.9	And then they'll be like, what, what's wrong with this guy?
0:46.3	Like, you know what?
0:47.0	Let's kick him out of med school.
0:49.6	He's, all of his previous education has been gleaned from a beer podcast.
0:53.7	He's like, excuse me, this urology textbook, the pee is not stored in the balls?
0:59.1	I'm kind of confused here.
1:00.6	Yeah, we need to perform an emergency surgeon on this person.
1:05.0	Like, reroute his...
1:06.1	Get that urethra routing straight from the balls, the bladder through the balls.
1:11.2	What is the bladder?
1:12.5	Who knows?
1:14.2	But yes, 271, we have quite the lineup for you.
1:17.5	This is NA beers that are suggested more than any others.
1:21.3	That's right.
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