Batch 269: The NA-ortheast
Malt Couture
Alex Kidd
5 • 799 Ratings
🗓️ 29 August 2024
⏱️ 98 minutes
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Summary
Alex and Stephen head to the land of lobster rolls and pizza-by-the-slice and terrible sports fans and people that yell "Hey, I'm walkin' here!" and seagulls, lots and lots of seagulls, it's the Northeast! They try a quadsome of NA beers and put them through The Power Rankings! In the Beer News, Tilray goes on another acquisition spree, pop-star-turned-country-queen Beyonce (who?) launches a whiskey brand but unfortunately has to face direct competition from Aaron Gillespie's new whiskey brand, and a Chicago brewery makes Malort even worse by adding cicadas.
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| 0:00.0 | All right, all right, and welcome to Don'trieu here, presents |
| 0:08.2 | Malcator. |
| 0:08.9 | The world's shakiest beer podcast. |
| 0:10.9 | This is batch number two, six, nine. |
| 0:14.7 | Nice. |
| 0:17.3 | Yeah, I'm not going to rhyme with that. |
| 0:19.2 | It's said, that's the easiest one to do besides eating glue. |
| 0:22.2 | That's true. |
| 0:23.1 | I mean, 269, you only get that once every 100 times. |
| 0:27.5 | You got to just let it breathe. |
| 0:29.2 | Yeah, man. |
| 0:30.6 | It would have been nice if he said 69 nice, but, you know, 69 is, 6-9 is fine, nice. |
| 0:38.3 | I think I had on the brain that like, 269, damn good time. |
| 0:43.8 | You know, like that from the windows to the walls? |
| 0:46.7 | Mm-hmm. |
| 0:47.5 | Yeah, I know. |
| 0:48.2 | I watch the DNC. |
| 0:49.2 | I know what you're talking about. |
| 0:49.9 | Yeah, exactly. |
| 0:51.2 | Maybe there's like an earworm brood in my head after little John making his political debut. |
| 0:58.6 | He's like, the tariffs on pimp chalices is through the roof. |
| 1:03.1 | Yeah, he's like the equivalent of when the lead singer of Everclear was at like the 2008 DNC and singing a song. |
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