Batch 257: The Perfect Beer Glass and Sex Positive Vegans

Malt Couture

Alex Kidd

Barleywine, Beerpodcast, Bil, Beer, Whales, Dontdrinkbeer, Food, Craftbeer, Ticks, Arts, Comedy, Barleywineislife

5 • 799 Ratings

🗓️ 7 March 2024

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

It's a super sized Beer News as Stephen and Michael tackles all the major headlines! A design studio in Japan claims to have invented the perfect beer glass. 608 Brewing Company releases a beer referencing University of Wisconsin-La Crosse chancellor Joe Gow who was fired for creating porn. Truly releases hot wing flavored hard seltzer. Michael tries to wrap his head around a beer made out of recycled water. Stephen and Michael Power Rank New Zealand's greatest exports.

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0:00.0	All right, all right, and welcome to Don't Drink Beer presents
0:08.2	Malk Couture to World Jankees Beer Podcasts.
0:10.6	This is batch 257.
0:12.8	Return to tradition.
0:21.7	Tradition. We're back to the old way of hosting it
0:25.0	where you lead it and then I
0:26.5	fuck up a rhyme
0:28.1	and you know
0:29.8	it feels good it feels good
0:32.7	yeah it's like it's like a nice
0:34.7	it's like a weighted blanket
0:35.8	right
0:37.3	did people still use that is that still like a nice, it's like a weighted blanket. Yeah.
0:38.8	Do people still use that?
0:42.2	Is that still like a thing or are people over their weighted blankets?
0:45.4	Are they just like, um, are they like, like furbies?
0:57.4	They just sit on a shelf somewhere out of, I mean, I still have one, but it's like, um, but I mean, I don't fucking use it. Way to Blanket and suck.
1:04.3	I, um, I have a joke that you can have this joke, Stephen. Uh, this is, this is for a stand-up.
1:11.2	Um, it's like, uh, I, I, I got a weighted blanket, um, but, uh, like, way to blanket, um, but, uh, like, way to blank, it's, it blanket, it's not, you're going to have to punch it up.
1:16.1	You're going to have to come up with a context.
1:18.3	But having sex under a weighted blanket is kind of like a threesome, but one of the people in the threesome is dead.
1:29.3	Yeah, I can punch it up.
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