Batch 238: One GigaBier, Please!
Malt Couture
Alex Kidd
5 • 799 Ratings
🗓️ 4 May 2023
⏱️ 110 minutes
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Summary
Tesla releases GigaBier, a pilsner inspired by the Cybertruck, that honors the traditions of Reinheitsgebot beer brewing and uses Cyberhops and features a glow-in-the-dark watermark! The Malty Boyz™ have gone ahead and offered $1000 to anyone who can send them a bottle. Also in the Beer News, Belgian officials destroy Miller High Life for calling themselves the "Champagne of Beer" and dusty shelf turds brewed 86 years ago for Edward VIII's coronation go on sale. In the BottleShare, Stephen breaks the zombie curse when he brings on Zombie Ice from 3 Floyd's.
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| 0:00.0 | All right, all right, and welcome to Don't Treat Beer |
| 0:07.8 | Presents Malkator, the world's jankiest beer podcast. |
| 0:11.0 | This is batch number 238. |
| 0:16.2 | Sorry for last week's Michael Bate. |
| 0:19.3 | He is not here still. |
| 0:22.8 | But he'll be back next episode, I guess. |
| 0:25.2 | I will certify valid reason. |
| 0:27.4 | Speaking of Michael Bate, like, I was looking at the stuff we're going to drink today, and it's all up Michael's alley. |
| 0:35.5 | Because I had put this episode together before we found out that he had, uh, |
| 0:39.3 | sort of having a gross episode. |
| 0:41.1 | No, |
| 0:41.4 | what? |
| 0:42.8 | I mean, |
| 0:43.4 | the people will see when we, |
| 0:45.2 | when we get into it. |
| 0:46.7 | Um, |
| 0:47.3 | but, |
| 0:47.6 | uh, |
| 0:47.9 | nothing in the double digits. |
| 0:49.7 | Uh, |
| 0:49.9 | a lot of clean, |
| 0:50.7 | delicious drinkers from places that he enjoys. |
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