Batch 228: A Beersmas Carol 3: The Kidd Ultimatum

Malt Couture

Alex Kidd

Barleywine, Beerpodcast, Bil, Beer, Whales, Dontdrinkbeer, Food, Craftbeer, Ticks, Arts, Comedy, Barleywineislife

5 • 799 Ratings

🗓️ 15 December 2022

⏱️ 134 minutes

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Summary

The ghosts of Beersmas Past, Super Past, Present, and Future make their annual haunting of ol' Ebenezer Kidd and this year Alex must confront some harsh truths about his holiday beverage choices. Classic holiday brews are presented while indulgent bottom shelf egg milk punch are placed high on a pedestal. In the Beer News, Kern River Brewing announces it'll become an employee owned brewery and Stephen discovers what the number one television show is much to his disbelief. So grab your beernaments, put down the gingerbread dive bar, and pump up the volume on his very special holiday episode!

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0:00.0	All right, all right.
0:06.8	Welcome to the O'clock in the world's shake.
0:09.9	This is Vash number 2.28.
0:13.3	Time to insulate.
0:15.1	My boys.
0:16.7	Time to pack on the pounds.
0:19.4	Time to enjoy. you know, just a little extra cushion,
0:27.0	know what I'm saying? You know, I got to tell you, once that holiday season comes around,
0:33.6	once I'm within striking distance of holiday season. I'm going to eat that, sweetie.
0:39.5	Are you kidding me?
0:40.7	You get like a little piece of cake.
0:43.0	You get like a little tart around me.
0:47.0	You get like a slutty little brownie.
0:51.9	Moraine.
0:52.9	Yeah.
0:54.0	And I'm eating that shit. You don't, oh yeah. And I'm eating that shit.
0:55.6	You don't, oh yeah.
0:57.3	And I'm not feeling bad about it one bit.
1:01.5	Even though the last episode, you're complained about having to take your shirt off for a Fox football thing.
1:08.8	Well, yeah, but I don't have to do that for like maybe a whole other year.
1:13.2	I mean, look, if I get the call last second and it's like, hey, you are now the like the shirtless guy.
1:20.3	I was like, fuck.
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