Batch 225: The Malty Boyz and the Giant Crack Apple
Malt Couture
Alex Kidd
5 • 799 Ratings
🗓️ 3 November 2022
⏱️ 106 minutes
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Summary
When the Beer News brings the Malty Boyz™ a story about a Grateful Dead themed brewery with a cocaine dealing bartender it unlocks a tale from Alex's about a giant crack apple filled with whimsical characters like Mr. Engineering Student, Mr. Stoner Frat Bro, Ms. Danielle Steel, Craft Beer Kevin, and even ol' Alex Kidd himself. In the Bottle Share, Alex brings in a eisbock final boss from Struise, Michael goes full daddy mode, and Stephen closes the chapter on this year's festbier saga.
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| 0:00.0 | All right, all right, and welcome to Don't Drink Beer |
| 0:07.9 | Presents Malcon Tour, the world's jadiest beer podcast. |
| 0:10.5 | This is batch number two, 25. |
| 0:13.0 | Still alive. |
| 0:14.3 | It's nice to see you. |
| 0:16.6 | See your faces again. |
| 0:17.8 | For two long weeks. |
| 0:19.7 | Wow. |
| 0:20.4 | Wow. |
| 0:20.9 | We're back. |
| 0:21.9 | Wow. |
| 0:22.5 | It's like seeing old friends. |
| 0:23.8 | Like we're turning to summer camp. |
| 0:25.3 | Yeah. |
| 0:25.6 | Alex, |
| 0:25.9 | did you get the flashcards that we sent you with all the proper names of all the San |
| 0:28.7 | Diego breweries? |
| 0:29.9 | Yeah, that's right. |
| 0:31.2 | I've been conditioning myself or deconditioning. |
| 0:34.7 | Whatever you do, don't say anal. |
| 0:36.4 | Don't say anal. |
| 0:39.4 | Rectal Smith, fuck! |
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