Batch 22: The Great Pumpkin Beer Episode
Malt Couture
Alex Kidd
5 • 799 Ratings
🗓️ 15 November 2018
⏱️ 88 minutes
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Summary
Good grief, The Malty Boyz™ get basic because it's all pumpkin spice everything for this batch! Alex and Michael belt out some musical numbers to celebrate the season. Vito Trautz unwillingly returns to the podcast during an emergency phone-a-friend situation.
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| 0:00.0 | All right, all right, and welcome to Don't Drink Beer presents Malkature |
| 0:08.6 | the world's jankiest beer podcast, Match 22. |
| 0:12.4 | Don't know what I'm supposed to do. |
| 0:14.3 | Let's eat some glue. |
| 0:15.8 | Yes. |
| 0:17.3 | Nailed it. |
| 0:18.5 | I was like... |
| 0:19.1 | Unless you're vegan, then don't. |
| 0:21.1 | Yeah, because it has... |
| 0:22.5 | Those are horses. Yeah, it has horse hooves. |
| 0:24.4 | Yeah. |
| 0:25.0 | Hoof-hearted. |
| 0:26.9 | Oh, my favorite brewery? |
| 0:28.3 | Yeah, but you ruined that for me by telling me that it was a fart joke. |
| 0:32.8 | He made it way better for me because I was like... |
| 0:34.4 | He loves smart jokes and Michael's like, this is so pure and... |
| 0:37.6 | This is a pure... |
| 0:37.7 | This is a... |
| 0:38.9 | This is so pretty less. |
| 0:39.9 | How dare they make a fop joke? |
| 0:43.1 | All right, today's episode is sponsored by our Patreon, |
| 0:45.8 | which continues to grow like Japanese kudzu. |
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