Batch 218: Now With More Kratom!

Malt Couture

Alex Kidd

Barleywine, Beerpodcast, Bil, Beer, Whales, Dontdrinkbeer, Food, Craftbeer, Ticks, Arts, Comedy, Barleywineislife

5 • 799 Ratings

🗓️ 1 September 2022

⏱️ 109 minutes

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Summary

Alex experiments with kratom to unlock his potential while Michael resorts to smelling salts. In the Beer News, Mikkeller says they're closing their San Diego brewery due to difficulties from Covid and their history of gender-based bullying, harrassment, and poor employee safety protocols has nothing to do with it, the Boyz wonder if Platform Brewing actually exists, and Auntie Anne's teams up with Evil Genius for a pretzel themed beer. For the Bottle Share, Alex brings in a barleywine collab between Alma Mader and Holy Mountain, Michael goes the mead route, and Stephen breaks the rule that "What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas."

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0:00.0	All right, all right, and welcome to Don't Drink Beer
0:07.9	Presents, Small Couture, the world's jankiest beer podcast.
0:10.8	This is batch number 218.
0:15.6	Inhalate.
0:16.6	Oh, fuck.
0:18.8	Oh, my God.
0:19.5	What did you just do?
0:20.7	Is that what wakes people up from faint?
0:22.4	Did you inhalate something?
0:24.1	Did you inhale something just now?
0:25.7	Like, Michael just put out like a little jar, unscrewed, take a sniff, and then like, what is it?
0:30.9	He got some smelling salts.
0:32.2	Is that dick pills and, oh.
0:33.7	It's like a bison with like an atomic bomb going on.
0:38.0	It looks like a gas station like boner pill.
0:40.6	It's atomic rhino smelling salts.
0:43.5	Oh my God.
0:45.1	Are you about to play like a soccer match or something like that?
0:47.9	Yeah.
0:48.6	No, I got it because I thought it would keep me focused because I can't get Adderall.
0:53.0	So I'm going all natural.
0:55.9	I'm going just pure smelling salts any time I want to fuck around.
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