Batch 206: The Lowest ABV Episode Ever!
Malt Couture
Alex Kidd
4.9 • 812 Ratings
🗓️ 9 June 2022
⏱️ 92 minutes
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Summary
That's right, in an unprecedented event, the Malty Boyz™ coincidently take the low ABV route starting with an non-alcoholic beverage hop infused beverage from Mikerphone. Then it's all light sailing from there with offerings from Sideward Brewing Co., Berryessa Brewing Co., and Ohio. In the Beer News, Modern Times is on the auction block, the Boyz learn about North Carolina obscenity laws, and Miller Lite releases a product that does not have Sofia Colucci's fingerprints on it.
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| 0:00.0 | All right, all right, and welcome to Don't Drink Beer presents Malkouture, |
| 0:09.1 | the world's jankiest beer podcast. |
| 0:10.9 | This is batch number 206. |
| 0:13.2 | Shout out to Seattle because their area code is 206. |
| 0:20.8 | Nice. |
| 0:22.1 | I think the first time we've ever rhymed the number with the number itself. |
| 0:27.3 | With the exact number. |
| 0:28.7 | With the exact number. |
| 0:30.5 | Yeah. |
| 0:31.3 | And I think the longer that it goes, it becomes less of a rhyme and more of like a, like, the end of like a stanza, you know, |
| 0:40.4 | like it's more poetry is what I'm saying. |
| 0:42.8 | It's like Jack Harlow bars where like they're a little bit more free form. |
| 0:47.8 | You know, don't expect too much and you'll be all right. |
| 0:50.7 | No, it's hard hitting. |
| 0:51.9 | I mean, this is the Jack Harlow podcast. |
| 0:55.2 | Yes. Easy to listen to. It doesn't require a lot of IQ. |
| 1:01.6 | And pitchfork hates us. Yeah, basically. |
| 1:06.5 | I don't even know who Jack Harlow is. |
| 1:09.3 | Oh, man, Stephen, you're missing out. |
| 1:12.9 | You're missing out on like bag cereal Drake, essentially. |
| 1:17.2 | Yeah. |
| 1:18.1 | Oh, man. |
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