Batch 185: Try Eating Ass!
Malt Couture
Alex Kidd
4.9 • 812 Ratings
🗓️ 13 January 2022
⏱️ 109 minutes
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Summary
Sometimes, a Tweet drops that shakes you to your core and makes you question the reality in which you live in. Pabst Blue Ribbon did just that and now the Malty Boyz™ will never be the same. Listen and find out which of the Boyz welcomes the new ass eating overlords and which one shuns ass eat and refuses to comply. Alex brings in what Evil Twin called their "best beer ever made" while Stephen continues his quest to make Malt Couture a pie podcast. Michael is let down by Drizly.
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| 0:00.0 | All right, all right, and welcome to Don't Drink Beer |
| 0:08.1 | Presents Baltimore, the world's J-E's beer podcast. |
| 0:11.1 | This is batch number 185. |
| 0:14.3 | Still live. |
| 0:15.5 | I thought I got COVID again. |
| 0:18.4 | Maybe I did. |
| 0:19.3 | I don't know. |
| 0:20.4 | You know what? We're just starting the new year off strong. |
| 0:25.0 | You're trying to complete that horizontal or maybe it's a vertical. I don't know how you rank the viruses, but you're trying to just get all the infinity gyms. |
| 0:32.3 | Yes, exactly. I mean, I got the OG stuff. I was very proud of that. I did my best. I mean, look, I didn't try to get any of these things, but I flirted with Delta. And I don't think I got it. But the Omicron, you know, the Omicron is like, everyone's getting out of Omicron. It's out there. |
| 0:57.1 | It's like when a brewery expands. It's like, omicron it's out there it's like when a brewery expands it's like omicron is like the fundamental observation of of covid where it's like it's not as good because |
| 1:03.3 | it's so much easier to get right exactly but that first batch i mean i'm sure bottle logic will |
| 1:08.6 | definitely agree we are the Omcron. |
| 1:12.8 | Our flagship. |
| 1:14.0 | Do you mind if we steal that copy from you? |
| 1:17.9 | Brennett Baby, sponsor us. |
| 1:20.1 | Oh, they know what I mean. |
| 1:21.4 | I love Bottleogic. |
| 1:23.1 | Dude, by the way, Scott Windsor's, his new homebrew spot is like literally 100 feet away from bottle logic. |
| 1:29.6 | I didn't realize that. |
| 1:30.5 | I didn't realize those two were so close to each other in Anaheim. |
| 1:34.3 | I've never been, but I believe you. |
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