Batch 182: A Beersmas Carol 2: The Scorpion King
Malt Couture
Alex Kidd
4.9 • 812 Ratings
🗓️ 23 December 2021
⏱️ 119 minutes
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Summary
It's another Beersmas here in the Maltyverse and once again old Ebenezer Kidd is visited by the ghosts of Beersmas Past, Super Past, Present, and Future. And all he got was a scorpion to eat and digest. That's right, Alex eats a scorpion carcass this episode! Serves him right working Stephen and Michael to the bone the way he does. Alex should have eaten at least two or three more scorpions tbh frfr. Guess that makes him the scorpion king or whatever. Anyway, in the Beer News, Barefoot Wines collabs with Oreos and Side Project release levels of madness ensues and Miller Lite introduces Beernaments that the Malty Boyz™ will pay $1000 for.
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| 0:00.0 | All right, all right, and welcome to No one. |
| 0:07.9 | Drink Beer presents Balcature. |
| 0:09.3 | The World's Change is Beer Podcast. |
| 0:11.2 | This is batch number one and two. |
| 0:14.0 | Do do, do, do, do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do. |
| 0:16.7 | I eat the glue. |
| 0:17.9 | Yes. |
| 0:18.9 | I thought you were going to try and change it, but no, he's giving the people what they want. |
| 0:23.7 | Just with a little bit of holiday spirits sprinkled on top. |
| 0:28.9 | Even on Christmas, you're at the factory, and you're watching the horses get processed, |
| 0:35.8 | and you're eating the product that gets spit out at the other end of the machine. |
| 0:40.7 | I eat the glue. |
| 0:41.8 | It is very good for you. |
| 0:43.9 | Do you like to eat the glue too? |
| 0:45.5 | Do you I do get the glue too? |
| 0:47.5 | Yes, I do. |
| 0:48.2 | Yes, I do. |
| 0:50.0 | Yeah, the Scrooge is making them work and process horse hooves, even on Christmas Eve. |
| 0:55.7 | The little guy with the Lillis Floyd at the crutch is like, glue bless us. |
| 1:03.3 | Glue buses, everyone. |
| 1:06.0 | So, yeah, speaking of, you know, the littlest Floyd and people that are, like, less fortunate, |
| 1:13.4 | I do have an update. |
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