Batch 165: Beer vs. Pie
Malt Couture
Alex Kidd
4.9 • 812 Ratings
🗓️ 26 August 2021
⏱️ 121 minutes
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Summary
It's a battle for the ages as fermentation science battles pastry science! Four beers go head-to-head against four pies to determine the fate of the world's jankiest beer podcast! Banana cream pie, Mexican chocolate pie, black pepper cherry pie, and strawberry pie go up against their beer counterparts represented by Corporate Ladder Brewing Company, Dark Sky Brewing Company, Bond Brothers Beer Company, and Revolution Brewing. Stephen puts Michael in the Malt Seat for a round of pie trivia to win more pie. In the Beer News, is non-alcoholic beer the new Smooj?
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, Malt Mavens, and welcome to Don't Drink Beer |
| 0:08.1 | Presents Malt Couture, the world's jankiest beer podcast, and this is batch number 165. |
| 0:17.2 | You know, this podcast has took a dive, let's be honest. |
| 0:21.3 | You know, I hate to admit it. |
| 0:23.1 | But look, with Just Us 2, a janky podcast got that much jankier. |
| 0:31.5 | Yeah, we've had to resort to just, you know, leaning into themes to, you know, it's a crutch. It's a crutch. It's like perpetual |
| 0:40.5 | sequels. Yeah. And so that's why this episode, we're just doing really straightforward, |
| 0:48.3 | by the numbers, nothing to it. We're going to go deep about our philosophy on craft beer. |
| 0:57.2 | You know, really give you nuanced tasting notes. |
| 1:00.6 | We're actually not going to make any jokes. |
| 1:02.4 | We're going to take it very seriously this episode, right? |
| 1:05.3 | Yeah, Michael, I think you're going to be using your Ciceroon or I guess your certified |
| 1:09.9 | beer server status. |
| 1:12.7 | You'll be talking about SRM. |
| 1:14.4 | You're talking about like the other things that people with a certified beer server certification talk about. |
| 1:23.3 | Draft lines? |
| 1:24.9 | Draft lines, yeah. |
| 1:26.0 | You'll be telling me if we're drinking an IPA or a logger. |
| 1:30.3 | Okay, I think I can do that. |
| 1:32.0 | Yeah, so, yeah, like, you know, I think. |
| 1:36.3 | And what the best type of glass is for, like a, like a gazette? |
| 1:43.9 | Yeah, yeah. Apparently, like, there a, a, a, a, a gazette. Yeah, yeah. |
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