Batch 159: All Aboard The Hypetrain!
Malt Couture
Alex Kidd
4.9 • 812 Ratings
🗓️ 15 July 2021
⏱️ 114 minutes
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Summary
The Malty Boyz™ dive into the deepest depths of hype depravity when they try the first offering from Blue Run Spirits headed by a Nike designer and Facebook tech bro and bite into Burger King's new Ch'King sandwich before playing a round of The Hype is Right. Plus, a brewery in Denver auctions off a NFT that gives the buyer free beer for life and Pabst Blue Ribbon drops off 1,776 beers to influencers for a Fourth of July publicity stunt. But first, the Boyz drink "the best barrel-aged beer from Wren House" according to their owner Drew Pool. In non-hype news, Alex brings in an IPA collab called Things We Don't Say that sets out to raise awareness about mental health in the brewing industry.
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| 0:00.0 | All right, all right, and welcome to Don't Drink Beer |
| 0:07.9 | Presents Malkature, the world's jankiest beer podcast. |
| 0:10.5 | This is batch number 159. |
| 0:13.7 | 180 degrees is made up on a line. |
| 0:18.8 | Did you know that little? |
| 0:20.2 | What? |
| 0:21.0 | Oh, like, 180 degrees is on a line. Did you know that? A little... What? Oh, like... |
| 0:21.6 | 180 degrees is on a line, right? |
| 0:25.5 | So it's like if you could draw a line through it, then, you know, it's like you got two angles. |
| 0:31.6 | But if it's just a line, that's 180 degrees. |
| 0:36.9 | If you remember that from... |
| 0:38.5 | Right up the gates, educational, Euclidean geometry. |
| 0:42.9 | Of course I remember that from geometry. |
| 0:44.5 | I took geometry twice. |
| 0:45.8 | How can I forget? |
| 0:47.2 | That checks out. |
| 0:48.5 | Yeah, that makes sense. |
| 0:50.1 | You wear that pretty well. |
| 0:51.5 | That's consistent. |
| 0:52.7 | He's like, I bring a hypometer on dates and i |
| 0:55.8 | ask them how what they think that angle is or how tall that tower is yeah is it obtuse is it |
| 1:02.1 | cute you're a cute well speaking of on exactly what you're talking about i was on i was on hinge |
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