Batch 156: The Smoothie Seltzer Cup
Malt Couture
Alex Kidd
4.9 • 812 Ratings
🗓️ 24 June 2021
⏱️ 176 minutes
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Summary
The Malty Boyz™ celebrate their 3 year anniversary episode with a 21 seltzer tournament to see who's the smoothest in all the land! Explosions were had, furniture and jackets stained, and marital vows were tested to crown a supreme seltzer champion! Who makes it out of the Wild Card? Which cans foamed the hardest? Can anyone dethrone Stephen and Michael's lust for Smooj? In the Beer News, BrewDog steps on yet more rakes, hopefully for the last time on this podcast.
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| 0:00.0 | All right, all right, and welcome to Don't Drink Beer presents |
| 0:08.3 | Malkator, the world's jankiest beer podcast. |
| 0:10.5 | This is spash number 156. |
| 0:14.2 | And this episode will be a series of kicks in the dick. |
| 0:19.6 | Yes, yes, |
| 0:21.0 | it will. |
| 0:22.2 | And I already took my kick straight to the face when we were doing our bottle |
| 0:26.5 | handoff. |
| 0:27.2 | I hit my face on my car window. |
| 0:29.9 | Stephen witnessed it. |
| 0:31.4 | Yeah, it was crazy. |
| 0:33.1 | Like, |
| 0:34.8 | I don't even like, |
| 0:36.2 | so, |
| 0:36.5 | you know, |
| 0:37.4 | some of you guys are going to see the video preview, |
| 0:39.9 | and if you're on the Patreon, you'll see, like, video of the bottle shirt itself. |
| 0:44.4 | And Alex just straight up, like, like, I thought like something fell on his head. |
| 0:49.3 | I thought like a brick hit him in the head from the thunk it made. |
| 0:52.6 | And he's just like, fuck fuck my car I still don't |
| 0:55.7 | understand how you did it like did you head butt it were you out why were you getting out of the car |
| 1:01.3 | no so I'm I'm like kind of bent over because we have to organize 22 different beers and I'm |
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