Batch 145: Bald People Are The Smartest
Malt Couture
Alex Kidd
5 • 799 Ratings
🗓️ 8 April 2021
⏱️ 114 minutes
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Summary
Patrick Stewart, Vin Diesel, Agent 47 from the video game Hitman, what do they all have in common? They're all bald. In this batch, the Malty Boyz™ take a stroll down Hollywood Blvd. and go literally inside the actors studio to see what drives these chrome domed characters. In the Beer News, Playstation releases a beer brewing game that no one has been asking for, Worst Beer Blog calls it a career, and a new community brewing project aims to smash the stigma around talking about mental health with Things We Don't Say IPA. The Boyz then rank April Fools posts from across the beer realm. We also get a visit from some cripsy boiz, Alex brings in a Half Acre beer tearing up the secondary market, Michael brings in a brewed beverage that isn't beer, and Stephen becomes the new Michael.
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| 0:00.0 | All right, all right, and welcome to Don't Drink Beer presents |
| 0:08.2 | Malcature, the world's jaintiest beer podcast. |
| 0:10.5 | This is batch number 145. |
| 0:13.3 | Still live, baby. |
| 0:14.7 | You know what I mean? |
| 0:15.6 | Just checking in. |
| 0:17.2 | Still here. |
| 0:18.8 | We're here. |
| 0:19.7 | Hi. |
| 0:20.6 | Still alive. How's it going. Hi. Still live. |
| 0:21.8 | How's it going? |
| 0:23.3 | Yep. |
| 0:24.1 | Another episode. |
| 0:27.4 | That's the expectations high for this one. |
| 0:31.1 | People on the way finally commuting back to work. |
| 0:34.1 | Well, they're not dead. |
| 0:35.4 | And it's another episode. |
| 0:36.9 | Just tautologies. |
| 0:38.7 | Yeah. I don't like the trend of like five just being something that's I've, like, a lot. |
| 0:44.7 | I mean, I get, you have to, but alive, I feel like, I feel like we've used that multiple times. |
| 0:50.4 | Yeah. Well, guess what? I don't give a fuck. |
| 0:57.7 | If you're just like, man, I think he's phoning it in. |
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