All right, all right, and welcome to

Don't Drink Beer Presents Mal Couture, the world's jankiest beer podcast.

This is batch number one, photo.

My dog Diddy, when I first adopted him, his given name was Shorty.

So now we just get to tell a whole anecdote and end it with the rhyme?

Yeah, I mean, it's like, that's the only, it's the only justification that I have anymore for, like, fucking doing it at all.

I just get, like, shoe warning a comment on that i was

thinking about like you're the rhyming equivalent of when you go to recipe websites and there's like

600 words about studying abroad in austria and you're like how do i make cookie bread you shut up

and then at the end it's just like, here's a recipe.

Let them tell their story, Alex.

Stop hating on their personalities.

Not on my watch.

Keep it to yourself.

You know, that's just, I mean, look, you're a blogger.

You know, that's all, you know.

Yeah, Alex, every time's basically what you are.

Just tell us what you think of the beer.

I don't need to read about how you like try to play Dark Souls eight times.

Yeah, seriously.

Like, they just like want to look at a number.

You don't even put a rating on yours.

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