All right, all right, and welcome to Don't Drink Beer presents

Malkature, the world's jankiest beer podcast.

This is batch number 136.

Stock market is fixed.

You know what I did?

You know what I did last night?

Wait, did you stick it to the man with your, with your Robin Hood app?

I, I fucking tried to. I tried to drop, uh, I dropped a cool 800 into Blackberry on After Hours.

Oh, no.

And I woke up, and here's a thing.

Actually, I dropped money.

I didn't buy into GameStop because I feel like I'd miss that.

But I did buy Nokia, AMC, and Blackberry.

So the tune of like a grand across everything.

And I woke up and all of them were canceled on Robin Hood.

And, okay, look, in the grand scheme of things, did Robin Hood ultimately save me, you know, at least half of that money?

Sure.

But do I get the satisfaction of sticking it to the man of like making a fucking hedge fund manager look at the window of his Manhattan high-rise and think how it must feel

just floating down because you know you can't fucking yeah Robin hood you you robbed us of the joy

of Michael telling us he lost $400. Hey we could have had it all we could have had it all in this

podcast I was willing to risk it all to hold the line.

God, that's like, that's like, that's like all of the Michael tier combined.

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