All right, all right, and welcome to Don't Treat Beer

Presents Moulcature, the world's jankies beer podcast.

This is batch number 135.

I'm still alive.

I'm still kicking.

I feel pretty good.

You're on the mend. Yeah, you know, back in it. I'm, you know.

You're like, you're like clean shaven and like, you're looking like you've, you've freshened up since the last couple weeks you've seen.

He's got a shirt with a collar on it that buttons all the way down.

I haven't had to do. I haven't had toss one of these bad boys on and, you know, months. But here we are.

It's a new year. It's a new me. Uh, you know, it's, it's, it's time. You know what I mean?

You decided I'm going out there, a little bit of me time, I'm going to get my rectum bleached.

Yeah, exactly.

Just really, you know, 2021.

Classy shit.

Exactly.

Literally classy shit because it's my, my, touching my poo, that fresh ass.

Michael, I wanted to get an update about your taste status so that we have a baseline for our listeners so that they can know whether to trust or not trust your impressions throughout today's episode.

So relative to your pre-COVID abilities, what percentage would you say has returned?

Well, first off, you should always trust me, one.

But two, I mean, I would say I'm at like a cool, I don't know, 80%-ish.

I mean, when you say it like that, it doesn't sound like I should trust you.

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