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Malt Couture

Batch 131: Totally Eised Out

Malt Couture

Alex Kidd

Barleywine, Beerpodcast, Bil, Beer, Whales, Dontdrinkbeer, Food, Craftbeer, Ticks, Arts, Comedy, Barleywineislife

5799 Ratings

🗓️ 31 December 2020

⏱️ 128 minutes

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Summary

A batch a decade in the making featuring only eised beers. Multiple extinction ticks go down as Alex hunts down Hair of the Dog Dave directly from Alan Sprints, Samuel Adams Millenium, Southampton Double Ice Bock, and BrewDog Tactical Nuclear Penguin. The Malty Boyz™ close out the year in style with all these devastating beers for your listening pleasure. Will they ever recover? Will they continue to record on into 2021 or are these the final ticks of a grossly frantic podcast? Does Michael even care? Who knows? See you next year?

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Transcript

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0:00.0

All right, all right, and welcome to Don't Treat Beer

0:08.0

Presents Malkature, the world's jankiest beer podcast.

0:10.8

This is batch number 131.

0:15.1

2021.

0:17.1

Thank God.

0:18.9

Oh, soon.

0:20.5

Fucking God. Yeah, it'll be, everything will be better. Oh, soon. Fucking God.

0:21.8

Yeah, it'll be, everything will be better.

0:24.6

Pandemic virus will just go into hibernation until the spring.

0:30.0

So we could have that.

0:33.3

That's how, that's how calendars work.

0:35.3

And then like immediately once like the, it clicks over, you can get things through Congress and, you know, like we'll sign new legislation. Nothing will be the same. It's just going to be a totally different year, right? Not not all this bullshit.

0:48.9

Well, I'm going to take your disingenuous bullshit and then raise you genuine

0:55.8

earnesty saying that 2020 fucking sucked.

0:59.4

And like,

1:00.1

it can't get worse.

1:02.1

That's my point.

1:03.4

That's just like,

1:04.3

I'm not saying that like sheer optimism is going to get us through.

1:08.4

I'm just saying that like the nightmare is like almost over.

1:12.9

It's like you're, you know, you're still shaking. You're still shaking at night. But the alarm clock's

1:20.0

going to go off. Sometimes. I don't know when. At the beginning of 2020, we were steeped with hard

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