5 • 799 Ratings
🗓️ 29 October 2020
⏱️ 123 minutes
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Show your feet, give me something pastry to drink. For this year's annual Halloween episode The Malty Boyz™ bend the knee for the pastryarchy for a pastry themed Bottleshare. Before they get to that, Alex brings in a treat in the form of Side Project's ode to Gabe Fletcher. In the Beer News, $100 six-packs of lager produced by Napa wine wunderkind are consumed while discussing artisanal fireworks.
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0:00.0 | All right, all right, and welcome to Don't Drink Beer |
0:08.2 | Presents Malkature, the world's jankiest beer podcast. |
0:11.0 | This is batch number 122. |
0:16.0 | I eat glue. |
0:21.0 | The Ghost of Michael Pass. |
0:23.4 | Spooky episode, too. |
0:25.0 | This is right before Halloween. |
0:28.3 | That's the ghost of an airplane hobbyist who just used to sniff the glue and he died. |
0:34.8 | Yeah. |
0:35.9 | And now he eats it. |
0:39.7 | Just deteriorated that much. |
0:41.7 | Haley Joel Osmond's trying to explain that to Bruce Willis. |
0:44.0 | This guy's not really scary. |
0:45.5 | He's just like, he's really into airplane, like, model glue. |
0:48.9 | So he's fine. |
0:49.6 | He's fine. |
0:52.2 | Well, you know, that's that was the first draft. |
0:55.7 | Yeah. |
0:57.2 | There was just 45 minutes of Haley Joel Osmond's character hanging out with the glue-eating ghosts. |
1:04.7 | Yeah. |
1:04.9 | They're like, we got, the studio has some notes about the first act and also a majority of the second act and also |
1:11.9 | how the third act ends? Can you just get rid of the glue eater ghost? |
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