Batch 113: Barleywine is Life: BARLEY BATTLE! Michael Edition

Malt Couture

Alex Kidd

Barleywine, Beerpodcast, Bil, Beer, Whales, Dontdrinkbeer, Food, Craftbeer, Ticks, Arts, Comedy, Barleywineislife

5 • 799 Ratings

🗓️ 27 August 2020

⏱️ 103 minutes

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Summary

It's been 36 weeks since the last Barley Battle and the responsibility to make the malty sacrifices to Lord Maris were left in Michael's hands. Now his smooth, soft hands are covered in sticky, barrel-aged repentance! And boy did he repent as Michael brings in some bangers for this special Barleywine is Life episode. In the Beer News, Alex finally forks over a whole dollar to read a Wall Street Journal article, forbidden Hamm's was discovered in the walls of a Walla Walla library, and Constellation Brands strikes a deal with three NFL teams.

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0:00.0	All right, all right, and welcome to Don't Drink Beer
0:08.2	Presents Malkouture, the world's changiest beer podcast.
0:11.1	This is batch number one, one, three.
0:15.3	Despicable me.
0:16.5	There is a, I guess, a spin-off.
0:21.3	Yeah.
0:21.5	It was supposed to happen.
0:22.2	The Minions, right?
0:23.4	Yeah, it did happen.
0:24.3	It did happen.
0:25.3	I know.
0:26.3	I know.
0:27.0	But the sequel to that, Minions Rise of Gru is, was postponed.
0:33.3	It was supposed to come out this year.
0:35.4	And so now, like, you know, we're just out here left stranded by Universal Studios
0:42.1	wondering how the hell grew came to power, you know?
0:47.3	Obviously the minions are in it because minions is in the title of the movie.
0:51.3	But we're just out here not knowing how grew is somehow, you know,
0:57.4	a criminal mastermind and it's fucking bullshit.
1:00.9	Well, I mean, like the whole like, uh, dramatic need of minions.
1:05.5	The first one was like they lived like in Antarctica or something and like they were like,
1:09.9	we need to go find a new leader
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