Batch 106: Drink Beer, Don't Do Comedy
Malt Couture
Alex Kidd
5 • 799 Ratings
🗓️ 9 July 2020
⏱️ 110 minutes
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Summary
In this batch, Michael and Stephen reveal that being in the LA comedy scene is a detriment to finding romantic relationships. Don't cringe for them as they have already cringed a thousand tears into their dakimakuras. In Beer News, someone's counterfeiting Side Project beers, Constellation Brands Ventures invest 10% of what they paid for Ballast Point into minority owned breweries, and a 113-year-old New Orleans brewery changes their name in light of systemic social issues.
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| 0:00.0 | All right, all right, and welcome to Don't Drink Beer |
| 0:08.2 | Presents Malkouta Tour, the world's jankiest beer podcast. |
| 0:11.0 | This is batch number 106. |
| 0:14.7 | Little sticks. |
| 0:19.8 | That's like the elementary school version you're like you got a |
| 0:24.0 | made the win a gate you think that they found it little sticks |
| 0:29.6 | no bit sato this domo bato yeah like I'm I'm back in a baby and back at the skills the skill yeah yeah sheen is back |
| 0:44.3 | running up bully sprung it's like it's like riding a bike like poorly you just ride the bike |
| 0:51.4 | poorly forever but i'm damn am i good at riding it like shit |
| 0:58.1 | yeah people people around town they're like um when you see a guy who's on like clearly on like a |
| 1:07.3 | stolen like girls 10 speed and he's like a full grown man they're like you know |
| 1:12.2 | he may be on his fourth DUI but he rides the shit out of that huffy yeah yeah gotta respect it |
| 1:19.5 | yeah the streamers make them look super fast yeah hey look you know me you can find me down at the |
| 1:25.7 | LA River i always see all all the uh some of the vagrants with, uh, riding their, uh, their stolen bikes. |
| 1:33.8 | And honestly, they look so free doing it. |
| 1:37.8 | Yeah. |
| 1:38.5 | Well, you, you helped them be free, Michael, but I did. |
| 1:41.4 | Yeah, I gave, I, uh, leaving your bike on the open. |
| 1:46.4 | By leaving it locked. Yeah it a lot in a garage |
| 1:48.0 | in my apartment complex |
| 1:50.3 | yeah I voluntarily let someone |
| 1:53.3 | steal my bike |
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