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Malt Couture

Batch 101: Out of Code

Malt Couture

Alex Kidd

Barleywine, Beerpodcast, Bil, Beer, Whales, Dontdrinkbeer, Food, Craftbeer, Ticks, Arts, Comedy, Barleywineislife

5799 Ratings

🗓️ 4 June 2020

⏱️ 102 minutes

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Summary

The Malty Boyz™ head off on a quest to scour their local liquor stores for the oldest shelf turd in the land. What lightstruck treasures will they dig up? In the Beer News, Cantillon sold in mason jars, Peyton Manning buys a golf course, and Post Malone gets into the rose gamé.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

All right, all right, and welcome to Don't Drink Beer Presents Malka Tour, the world's

0:09.8

jankiest beer podcast.

0:11.3

This is batch number 101.

0:14.9

Choop, chute, chip, chip.

0:25.4

Why are you doing that? Why are you saying saying it like that man i'm trying to convey the emptiness in our souls since the rhyming has discontinued we i you know i've just been going

0:30.4

back to the backlogs just to get my my secur you know like when tupac released the machiavelli

0:35.4

tapes you just you you know you go back to to the things you love and you just don't realize how good it was until there's no more rhymes.

0:42.9

Yeah. But then I remember the good days like in 1991 when he was in a movie directed by Dan Aykroy called Nothing But Trouble.

0:49.2

Not About Trouble.

0:51.4

And, you know, I remember the highlights of his career.

0:56.7

There's nothing of trouble.

0:58.0

Poetic justice.

1:01.5

Yeah, that's all I got.

1:02.4

It kind of begins and ends at nothing of trouble for me.

1:05.2

What about juice?

1:06.2

But, um, juice?

1:07.5

Juice.

1:09.5

Apple juice, orange juice. I like it all.

1:11.4

Mostly, you know,

1:12.7

uh,

1:13.6

yeah,

1:14.1

I would say,

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