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Malt Couture

Batch 1: Tick the Podcast

Malt Couture

Alex Kidd

Barleywine, Beerpodcast, Bil, Beer, Whales, Dontdrinkbeer, Food, Craftbeer, Ticks, Arts, Comedy, Barleywineislife

5799 Ratings

🗓️ 21 June 2018

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

After 7 years of being anonymous, 1.5 million words written about beer, and preaching the gospel of Barleywine is Life, Don't Drink Beer's Alex Kidd gets into the deep, dark world of podcasting. Joining him are his co-hosts, comedy writers and performers Stephen Loh and Michael Gabriel. Together they explore the absurd underbelly of the craft beer world while also discussing movies, music, video games, pop culture, and their sad, basement dwelling lives.

In this inaugural episode, Alex, Stephen, and Michael each bring a beer to drink and review. What whale does Alex have in store for his co-hosts? What corner store classic will Alex be forced to drink? In Beer News, Alex rants about the idiocy of parents hosting their children's birthday parties in tasting rooms. Do Stephen and Michael feel the same way or will they side with the cool parents of Brooklyn?

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Cover art by Brittany Metz

Transcript

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0:00.0

All right, welcome.

0:09.3

This is Don't Drink Beer presents Malt Couture.

0:12.2

Mall Couture.

0:13.1

Mall Couture.

0:13.8

It's a joke.

0:15.0

It's a joke.

0:15.8

Batch 1.

0:16.8

Nothing is ever as good as Batch 1.

0:19.7

Do you agree, Michael?

0:21.0

Well, I guess I didn't understand the reference at first.

0:27.1

But yeah, I mean, I get it.

0:29.2

It's the good one.

0:30.1

It's the good one that sets the bar, sets the expectations.

0:33.4

Yeah, exactly.

0:33.7

Yeah, this episode will set the bar for all future episodes.

0:37.7

It goes downhill from here.

0:39.7

It's going to be the way it creates all the nostalgia.

0:42.3

Like when people are like, I've been listening since they were using a spindoxers MIDI as the theme song.

0:48.2

Yeah.

0:49.4

I will change it to the spin doctor's MIDI for the next episode.

0:53.2

All right.

0:53.8

I am Alex Kidd, host of the world's jankiest beer podcast.

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