Baskin-Robbins (w/ Tony Hale, Eugene Cordero, Tawny Newsome, Little Janet Varney)

SPONTANEANATION with Paul F. Tompkins

Paul F. Tompkins

Comedy, Improv

4.9 • 4.1K Ratings

🗓️ 4 March 2018

⏱️ 64 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Paul F. Tompkins welcomes gigglers and laughers to Spontaneanation! This time out, Paul’s special guest is actor and comedian Tony Hale of Arrested Development and Veep! Tony chats about whether or not he would invite himself somewhere, the size of a party mattering to him, and not wanting to be sit next to strangers at a wedding. Then, they are joined by Eugene Cordero, Tawny Newsome, and Little Janet Varney, to improvise a story set in a Baskin-Robbins. And as always, Eban (only the best) Schletter scores it all on piano!This episode is brought to you by Leesa ( www.leesa.com/PFT ).

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	Oh, I'm sorry.
0:12.0	I'm thinking of something funny from before.
0:16.6	I'm thinking that time.
0:19.4	Someone poked me in the stomach.
0:21.2	Oh, that's unfortunate.
0:22.8	I was wearing my chef's hat.
0:25.4	I remember I was standing on a kitchen counter.
0:27.8	I was four inches tall.
0:32.3	I was wearing my kerchief.
0:35.5	I was having a conversation with this housewife about bacon.
0:38.2	Which housewife?
0:39.1	New York or barely knows?
0:40.3	This is,
0:42.0	we don't usually do this.
0:43.3	This is more of a monologue.
0:45.5	Oh,
0:45.8	my bad.
0:50.3	Guys,
0:52.6	I admire your curiosity, though. I admire your curiosity, though.
0:58.7	Anyway, long story short, she put me in the oven and baked me at 350 degrees for an hour.
1:06.5	I was served at a birthday party.
1:11.6	I was cut into slices birthday party. I was cut into slices.
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Paul F. Tompkins, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Paul F. Tompkins and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.