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BASKETBALL ILLUMINATI - Unwritten Rules

Le Batard & Friends Network

Dan Le Batard

Sports

4.98.3K Ratings

🗓️ 14 December 2022

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

Mas Miami was a roaring success! The Illumination came out in full force and a new one star General has enlisted in the Illuminarmy. The NBA has unveiled six newly designed trophies named after NBA legends, including the new Clutch Player of the Year, and something isn't quite right with the new MVP statue. Rudy Gobert and Zion Williamson have allegedly broken the unwritten rules of the NBA, inciting kerfuffles with their opponents, so the Illuminati are forced to write a new rule. Subscribe to Basketball Illuminati! On Apple or Spotify Merch: Shirts - Hat 1 - Hat 2 Email us: basketballilluminati@gmail.com Twitter: @bballilluminati Instagram: @basketballilluminati Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Slack.com slash DHQ. A lot of people wearing basketball luminati gear at Moss Miami Fellows.

0:34.3

That was really cool. That was fun. Including Angel, which I felt like that was a real

0:38.7

win considering that he designs all of the art for all of the shows. He wrapped the

0:44.1

illuminati. Shasta Angel, man. I've been told you guys, we have the best artwork of

0:49.4

anything on the network. Levitar Show include, you know why I figured it out. We got a

0:54.4

long time ago because everybody else's artwork has faces on it. But we are the faceless.

1:01.3

We wear dark robes and hang around the periphery just in the shadows, deducing and describing

1:09.4

and translating and interpreting the hidden signals and meanings. I'll tell you one hidden

1:15.0

signal that was not deduced by one Anthony Maze. Oh, if I tell you, hey, you got to

1:20.8

come meet this guy. Yeah, that's me getting out of it. Yeah, that was deja vu for me.

1:26.3

That was deja vu back to the old live show days because I do remember you doing that

1:31.6

in the past. And then you got me again, just like the first time. I mean, they were excited

1:36.5

to meet you. Oh, you got to meet this dude. Oh, dude, Tom, you're going to love it.

1:39.8

You're going to love it. This guy knows what who is it? You know, I cool. If we're in

1:43.8

a crowd and a mean is beckoning you over, it's a diversion. And then by the time you've

1:48.3

opened your mouth and started talking, he's gone. He's disappeared. It's like the loody

1:52.6

tunes. The smoke is bellowing out because he's running out of that conversation so fast.

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