BASKETBALL ILLUMINATI - Steward Little

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Dan Le Batard

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4.9 • 8.3K Ratings

🗓️ 10 May 2023

⏱️ 51 minutes

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There is a corgi out there predicting that the Warriors will come back from a 3-1 deficit against the Lakers, and the Illuminati are worried about containing it's burgeoning third eye abilities. Mat Ishbia, the steward of the community asset that is the Phoenix Suns, found himself in a controversial spotlight after an encounter with Nikola Jokic on Sunday. After some peculiar comments by Jalen Rose and Mike Greenberg regarding Miami's climate, Tom does his own research into the teams with the best and worst playoff home court advantage. Subscribe to Basketball Illuminati! On Apple or Spotify Merch: Shirt - Hoodie - Tank - Hat - Beanie Email us: basketballilluminati@gmail.com Twitter: @bballilluminati Instagram: @basketballilluminati Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're listening to Giraffe King's Network.
0:04.7	I never knew that this podcast would be in jeopardy because of a canine, but here we are.
0:18.9	I didn't know that the script was written by a corgi.
0:22.5	What?
0:23.5	What's a corgi?
0:24.5	It's a dog.
0:26.2	It's a short, kind of furry, big ears dog that apparently can see the future.
0:34.2	How does it see the future, Tom?
0:36.2	Is it like Game of Thrones, where it's eyes roll back and turn all white and shit gets
0:41.6	visions?
0:42.6	A three-eyed corgi?
0:43.6	Yeah.
0:44.6	Is that what we're dealing with here?
0:45.6	I can't really tell, but what I'm looking at right now is a TikTok.
0:49.2	Okay.
0:50.2	A sharp video of a corgi at the landing of a staircase, a tan-carpeted staircase, okay?
0:58.6	And a basketball is being tossed in the air towards the corgi in the landing.
1:03.4	A regulation, basketball?
1:05.0	You know, I can't tell.
1:06.0	Oh, is this a dog on the stairs?
1:07.6	I've seen this shit, man.
1:09.4	So there's two baskets, almost like trash bins on like the bottom step.
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