BASIC MATH: Ted Lasso's fall, Taylor Swift + Matty Healy

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BRUNCH

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4.5 • 603 Ratings

🗓️ 10 May 2023

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

We as a society are too mean to people who stand when the plane lands. What happened to Ted Lasso, and Verizon for that matter? Taylor Swift and Matty Healy are reportedly dating. What's up with Ed Sheeran? DJ sees Beau is afraid and we can't wait for the Blackberry movie.

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(00:00) Airplane standers

(12:24) Ted Lasso/Verizon

(22:19) Swift and Healy

(26:26) Basic math supercut

(30:00) Sheeran

(43:46) Beau is Afraid

(47:35) Blackberry

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0:00.0	Maddie Healy, 1975, 1 minus 9 equals negative 8 plus 7 equals negative...
0:09.0	Wait, hold on.
0:11.6	Bruch!
0:12.3	Hit it, boys! I've realized there are people that everybody dunks on, specifically on Twitter or whatever, people who talk during movies,
0:38.6	people who do return the shopping carts,
0:41.1	don't return the shopping carts,
0:42.7	people who are children, et cetera, et cetera.
0:46.7	I realized yesterday one of these groups of people
0:49.9	are absolutely unfairly maligned.
0:52.9	Got a tweet here from a guy named
0:54.6	Kyle Van Noy.
0:59.2	At Kvino3 on Twitter.
1:02.3	Another day, another plane ride with people
1:05.1	that get up for no reason
1:06.6	when the plane gets to the gate.
1:08.4	We should find them.
1:10.0	No standing in the middle after the plane lands.
1:13.4	I thought about it for a little bit.
1:16.4	This Twitter user, I'm no fan of this Twitter user.
1:20.0	And I was like, all right, so I need to disagree with this guy for some reason.
1:25.2	And we are way, way, way too hard on people who get up,
1:30.6	especially if they're tall. So I texted some tall people. I said, are you tall? They said, yes.
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