Baseball Put Me To Sleep At The Bar
All Up Innes
Josh Innes
2.4 • 526 Ratings
🗓️ 13 October 2025
⏱️ 13 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | So I was watching the baseball playoffs on Friday because I went out to the bar to watch Game 5 of the Tigers and Mariners Division series spotting the NLCS on the line. |
| 0:12.1 | And we got to see a pretty epic Terrick Scoobel pitching performance. |
| 0:15.9 | But I say pretty epic. |
| 0:17.7 | But I think we overblow it because to me epic is a guy goes eight innings in a baseball |
| 0:22.7 | game which just nobody does anymore now it's boy the guy went six amazing innings yeah there's |
| 0:28.4 | so fucking 12 outs to get or nine outs to get so got to get the seventh eighth and ninth inning |
| 0:34.0 | like man if you're going to give me an epic starting performance to call something epic and call something amazing, how about you get through seven? You know, go old school. I mean, look, I'm not asking you to be Bob Gibson and pitch 11 innings in a playoff game or something like that. But can you at least give me, you know, a seven so we can get, hey, get through seven, then set up man, then closer and shut it down. |
| 0:56.3 | Like, look, I understand that everything is new school and every time we talk about the way things used to be or some sort of asshole that's some sort of, you know, old school, fuddy dutty, okay boomer, old man yells a cloud jamoke jerk off, right? |
| 1:07.8 | But like, what is wrong with, hey, my starting pitcher gave me seven innings? Here's the guy that pitches the eighth. Here's the guy that pitches the night. Why is it that once you get to the postseason in baseball, everything has to be fucking weird? Why is this? Let me play a couple commercials. We'll continue. Jamie Lang and Sophie Haboo have arrived on Disney Plus. |
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