This is the Guardian.

Hi, pod fans. Max here. Barry's here too. Hello.

Football Weekly is supported by Sainsbury's.

Sainsbury's is teaming up with comic relief this Christmas to help nourish the nation

and tackle food poverty.

They're encouraging customers to become super secret centers by donating to comic relief

in store and online.

And what's more,

Sainsbury's are matching your donations to comic relief up to the value of one and a half

million pounds.

That's great for a generous.

I know it should be a secret,

but what would you get me if it was a secret center?

Well, I think I'd kill two birds with one stone, Max.

I'd buy you a copy of Inverting the Pyramid.

I'll wrap that up, give it to you.

By, you know, Inverting the Pyramid by our friend, Jonathan Wilson.

Then I would keep the receipt and I would put that in a card and it would send it to him.

And I suspect he would get more joy out of the fact that he's going to make a

couple of pounds out of me than you would from having to find a space for that

on your shelf together, dust,

while it sits there unread.

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