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Okay, rundown is a 31st. We are in the high noon studio. We're out to you by high noon. We got the new tequila here.

We got the Valkies. We get everything.

We got strawberry, passion fruit, lime, grapefruit. All over the map, the best things going.

I like that the killer strawberry.

Okay, good. I just tried the strawberry for the first time.

Well, I go passion fruit, strawberry, lime, grapefruit, and last grapefruit.

Everything. So we're here for Final Four. Rico paid his own way.

If you are wondering how we got here, we did say that. Rico, if you paid his own way,

he's been sucking a ton of dicks, just rolling around, falling practices, just no name players.

Hey, nice shot, sharp shooter 42. We texted last night because I saw it. It made me sick.

I don't know why it bothers me so much. I just don't like watching you suck so many dicks.

I think I've thought a lot about this thing. I think part of it is that you know everything

that we've given Rico if someone offered him an assistant job somewhere, he would take in a second.

He'd be like, see you in no problem. I've said this, I think to him not on camera, but if he

ever got a job coaching, I will buy season tickets behind the bench and I will torture him.

Could you imagine too? He's a coach at, let's just say Wagner, right?

And the student section has just like poster boards of Rico's phone number.

Every game just like how you just you'd need a torture coach killer to kill half the team.

Anyways, yesterday these topics I wrote down, I won't say the necessarily an order of

relevance because I just keep in a notepad. Our guide George Santos opening day, his

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