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That was really good. That was really good. Yeah, that was very fast. So first topic today,

it is April Fools. A lot of April Fools jokes going around the internet. No one's trying to be a

prankster. Some people are better than others. We got Tom Brady going out saying he's going to be the

next owner, manager and player of the Montreal Expo, an extinct baseball team. hilarious.

It was a good Photoshop. I got a chuckle. Why him with the expose though? You got to have to

buy them. Oh, definitely. I didn't know that. I didn't know that. So that's cool. He almost

worked. Oh yeah, there it is. I don't know if that's a good Photoshop. It's just like a

where's the red carpet going? I mean, Billy. Billy. He's wearing a velvet tuxedo. I know,

but it's funny. It's a good picture. It's like, haha. Anyway, NPC commenter with the top top

one. Yeah, that's a guy. Check that one out for some. I'm just going to make jokes about exposing

themselves, Tom. There he is. Have you ever been to a masseuse? I've got like PT.

Okay. Like trainees. Yeah. Okay. Anyway. So what was the towel situation? What was the towel situation?

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