Barry Katz

Unlicensed Therapy w/ Ari Mannis

Ari Mannis

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.9 • 738 Ratings

🗓️ 30 January 2019

⏱️ 91 minutes

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Summary

Barry gives a motivational monologue on the do's and don't in comedy.

Transcript

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0:00.0	And here's another funny story about these chairs. How I got them. I got them for free.
0:04.6	And how I got them was I went to a family wedding and me and my brother saw these chairs, thought they'd be good for the studio.
0:12.3	So we went and we got orange vests. We put them on and we walked into this hotel lobby and we took the chairs out and put them in the car.
0:20.6	We stole them. Well well if you're going
0:23.3	into a fucking lobby why don't you steal chairs that are actually exciting and unique and special
0:28.2	i thought these were jesus christ man i'm a thief that's all i'm wondering so you were
0:35.3	yeah they do they weren't happy
0:38.1	but they were there actually
0:39.3	they were technically accomplices
0:41.4	we used their car
0:43.8	we used their car to put these
0:46.2	chairs in it
0:47.3	yeah so I don't come from a
0:50.0	good family
0:51.8	you could say
0:52.7	you could say
0:53.6	you know a good family, you could say.
1:08.9	I'm pretty sure that you have a way harder time getting through life in the average person, Ari.
1:10.7	I don't know why anybody would listen to this.
1:13.1	I know I won't.
1:16.9	Ari, you're if I single-handedly broke up my marriage.
1:21.9	You're an awful person.
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