Welcome to the All-American Savage Show podcast with your host, John Burke, and as far more attractive co-host, me.

Now, let's get into it.

That's what your mom said.

And welcome back to the All-American Savage Show podcast.

We're just getting set up in the studio.

There is absolutely nothing professional about this podcast.

We just come in and just half-ass wing it.

No professional intro.

I mean, I have to...

I'm doing more editing these days, which I don't like that.

Before it was literally, go live with the music.

Just cut it, good to go.

Like, literally, as soon as we were done recording go upload it done

now it's like i have to actually be like a professional and stuff so this kind of sucks i don't know

if i like this or not looking good well the numbers are looking good i mean you're not

subscribed we got like a few subscribers over on patreon but hey if you want to support the show

or josh goes away them's the rules that i don't know if people know this actually we got to zoom in on you

how do we zoom in on you yeah if people don't go and become subscribers on Patreon

Josh leaves a podcast he said it himself um it's just it's it's the rules folks it's the

rules as much as you love Josh um it's go to patreon.com slash all-American savage show. And you can donate like a dollar, five dollars, become a monthly subscriber. It pays us to come over here and run our mouths for whatever reason because I guess you enjoy it. I don't know. But no, we really appreciate that because mainly it's we're delving into levels of just absolute chicanery and stupidity. So you don't have to. So you don't have to. It's not that we keep track with like all the most pressing issues around the world. But I don't know, I think these are a lot of common sense topics that a lot of people are talking about. People want to get our opinions on it because I think we're just like every other red-blooded American out there. We have an opinion. Hopefully, most of the time, it's rooted in common sense. There we go. Look at you. Look all beautiful. You beautiful, son of a... It's gorgeous. Gorgeous. You're just so gorgeous. So again, it's patreon.com slash all-American Sabbath show. Go sign up. Five bucks a month. I'm actually saving you money. You'd probably go spend it on a cheeseburger, your fat asses. Instead, you're giving it to us. It's one less fat pill down your throat. And you get educated from us. You get an amazing education in, I don't know, whatever. So,

today feels like a Monday for some reason.

I know it's Friday, but to me it feels like a Monday, probably because we only do the podcast on Mondays and Fridays now.

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