Oi, lads, did you miss out on the Jaron's Outpost Kickstarter and wish you weren't such a big doofus?

Well, fear not.

Late pledges are now open and they'll be open for a little while, so just head to Kickstarter

search for D&D for Nerds or Jaron's Outpost and slam that late pledge button.

Let this one tell that one a tale.

The story of great heroes marooned without a sea,

stranded in a place of nightmares called Barovia,

the antagonist, a creature known as Strad von Zarovich.

As all great epics, someone must die.

Either Strad or are heroes.

Henrik, you seem upset.

What's the problem?

Good business for you.

Adventures are dying all the time.

Perhaps we should to lift people's spirits, some sort of talent show.

We will need to raise morale, though, because the city's in shambles and no one's happy.

I mean, that's normal.

I know this is Borovia, but we can get everybody from, you know, fuck-ass depressed to just

sort of mildly bummed. And that's kind of

your baseline. One of the downsides of bringing adventures into your town is that adventurers, like I said,

they need a purpose. And if they are without one, they're liable to fight one another and kill each

other with spears and axes and spells. They will need to be corralled. I could look after this for a fee. Ah, yes, you will look

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