Barovia IV #32 The Titles That Define Us
D&D is For Nerds
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🗓️ 14 March 2026
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My whole life, I’ve only know of one profession: Knight of the Cloth. There are Oaths to take. Oaths you should not break, cannot break. I took them before I could grow hair on my chin. The Divine Order taught me many things. Mostly how to fight with a sword and not embarrass myself in front of dignitaries. I can recite 9 different prayers for the morning, tell the difference between most devils and demons at a glance but I have no idea how to balance a budget. Contracts are a foreign concept, I was taught that my word was stronger than ironwood. I do not have the training, the brains nor the stomach for politicking. I’ve always hated the dishonesty of it all. But here I am, having to be dishonest to everyone because he is always listening and if he finds out what I have planned I would have died for no reason, like so many others before me.
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| 0:00.0 | OY, lads, did you miss out on the Jaron's Outpost Kickstarter and wish you weren't such a big doofus? |
| 0:05.6 | Well, fear not. |
| 0:06.8 | Late pledges are now open and they'll be open for a little while, so just head to Kickstarter |
| 0:11.4 | search for D&D for Nerds or Jaron's Outpost and slam that late pledge button. |
| 0:18.7 | Although you see no water for miles around, you are, like us, marooned. |
| 0:24.4 | You're stranded in this sad and lonely place called Barovia. |
| 0:28.8 | To Mi' meek's metaphors, we are incarcerated. |
| 0:31.4 | The fog that surrounds us are the bars of our dungeon, and Baron von Strade is out jailer. |
| 0:36.9 | As far as I can tell, there is only one way out, |
| 0:40.2 | and that is to kill Devil Strad. You hear and you see a raven circling above you. |
| 0:50.9 | Do you know much about the other dark places? We are aware that you met the patron of a different land. |
| 0:59.5 | From Boccia. |
| 1:00.7 | Madam Borezzi. |
| 1:01.7 | We need to work together. |
| 1:04.2 | Everyone in Parovia. |
| 1:06.0 | We need to stop that. |
| 1:08.3 | And then we can go back to trying to do the other things. |
| 1:11.6 | Hector, are you confident you have the order of events, correct? |
| 1:16.6 | My mind is clear. I know what I must do. If I am the avatar, you just have to fight vampire. |
| 1:25.6 | But the only way that we can do that is if we stop the invasion. |
| 1:31.0 | Because, yes, wild now might be the perfect time to strike, |
| 1:35.2 | why he is weak, why he is withering away, |
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