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I've known many evil places in my time, but this realm, called Borovia, is among the most dangerous.

A man could drown here, though he wouldn't need any water to do so.

This place is ruled by a man, no more a creature, actually, known as Strad von Zarovich.

It is said that anyone who can slay him will be set free

if they don't die in the attempt, of course.

Pip, you recognize what this is.

It's a force elemental.

Oh, okay.

It's following you.

Fabulous.

Can I pick up the corpse of Lady Watcher smash out the window and then

instead of leaping out, climb up the side of the house?

As you slip out the window, Lady Watcher is a lot heavier than you imagine.

I let go over and climb.

You start sprinting over the roof?

Yeah.

You're going to start climbing down the other side?

Yeah, that's my plan.

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