Barovia IV #14 Return of the Great Assassin Vine
D&D is For Nerds
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🗓️ 8 November 2025
⏱️ 56 minutes
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Summary
Here’s a horse, go track that very fast moving carriage. Why yes, it is indeed strange that all the creepy crawlies of Barovia know not to attack them. Why, isn’t it strange that those same creepy crawlies don’t owe me the same courtesy? Who do they think I am? Assassin Vine? It's just not cricket. Should have said to take me with them, drop me off outside the gates. Don’t worry! I won’t sneak into your spooky and terrifying probably full of ghosts castle, quite the opposite in fact. Just pinky promise me you won’t make a meal out of my meal ticket out of here and I’ll promise not to pay someone to drive a stake through your heart.
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| 0:00.0 | Oi, lads, did you miss out on the Jaron's Outpost Kickstarter and wish you weren't such a big doofus? |
| 0:05.6 | Well, fear not. |
| 0:06.8 | Late pledges are now open and they'll be open for a little while, so just head to Kickstarter |
| 0:11.4 | search for D&D for Nerds or Jaron's Outpost and slam that late pledge button. |
| 0:18.5 | I've known many evil places in my time, but this realm, called Borovia, is among the most dangerous. |
| 0:26.1 | A man could drown here, though he wouldn't need any water to do so. |
| 0:31.5 | This place is ruled by a man, no more a creature, actually, known as Strad von Zarovich. |
| 0:38.2 | It is said that anyone who can slay him will be set free, |
| 0:42.0 | if they don't die in the attempt, of course. |
| 0:45.6 | At a certain point, you and Raha Din kind of blazing a path. |
| 0:49.1 | Both of you have had this slowly mounting suspicion that you are being watched. |
| 0:55.9 | Your entire procession stops, you hear crunch, crunch, |
| 0:59.7 | Rajan stops. |
| 1:00.8 | Crunch, crunch, you stop. |
| 1:02.2 | Crunch, crunch, crunch, gritchin stops. |
| 1:04.7 | Crunch, crunch. |
| 1:06.5 | Something's following. |
| 1:07.8 | Right. |
| 1:08.1 | Something is... |
| 1:09.6 | We position in a way so that it is, I guess, Gretchen between us. |
| 1:16.8 | Who would be best in the front? |
| 1:20.5 | I'll take back and I'll let Rodden lead. |
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