Barney Barnes and Noble Prank Call

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4.6 • 669 Ratings

🗓️ 30 January 2012

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Jared prank calls a Barnes and Noble as Barney looking to build a barn. The guy gets SO MAD!

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0:00.0	Thank you for holding. I may help you.
0:02.0	Hi, I've said a couple questions. Would you be able to search for a book for me, or like types of books, or would have to come in or do that?
0:09.0	If you're looking for something, I can look it up in the computer and see if we have it or not.
0:13.0	Yeah, I was looking, I was looking for something that could either show or teach or do it to put together a barn.
0:20.0	A barn?
0:21.5	Yep.
0:23.8	Let's see.
0:25.1	Barn building 101.
0:27.7	Barn building for dummies.
0:29.8	Build a bond.
0:31.4	Kind of like build a barn.
0:32.1	We've had a couple over the years.
0:35.4	Let's see.
0:38.3	If I have anything just yet.
0:40.4	For a barn?
0:42.6	Yeah, we have a construction section.
0:44.6	Hold on, please.
0:45.3	Yep.
0:50.6	Okay, sir, the closest thing I have to it right now is a book on a complete guide to sheds,
0:58.1	utility shed, storage sheds, and mini barns.
1:02.1	I mean, like a full size.
1:05.0	Would you be able to look and see if the sheds, not, well, that's sheds, I mean a bond, if they're big?
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