Barnes and Mild pt. 1

Dad Meat

Tim Butterly/Mike Rainey

Leisure, Comedy

4.9 • 856 Ratings

🗓️ 3 April 2024

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

Just two dudes enjoying each others' company today and discussing poor kid healthcare, life goals, and smokin' hot video game babes.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Welcome back to Dad Meat, bitch.
0:01.4	Tim Butterly, Danny Doves.
0:03.3	How are you, boys?
0:04.3	This is great.
0:05.1	This is the perfect little rainy day type thing.
0:07.1	I wish we had blankets.
0:08.1	I know.
0:08.6	I wish you could put blankets up to our waists.
0:10.2	Dude, I was gonna bring an old sleeping bag.
0:11.6	Yeah, that would have been really great.
0:12.9	We got in it.
0:13.9	I just watched Kingpin with the boys. I got up and they're on spring break and I was I was you know I get up before the kids and I play video games until they come down and fight me for the control of TV
0:27.9	Then I was playing Final Fantasy 7 rebirth which is I mean
0:32.9	You know of Final Fantasy 7 you're not versed in it though I do and I also saw your tweets so I knew it meant a lot to you oh my god dude and and I mean well you
0:43.6	know the do can I explain the allure to I'm not gonna get specific about the game
0:47.6	but the allure is you the guy cloud is he's so cool and badass and he can't even help it he was like a lab experiment for the
0:56.6	military he's just so cool and badass and everyone is begging him to help him wherever he goes yeah
1:03.3	and it's like who doesn't want that who doesn't want to be the coolest guy and it's like oh i'm
1:07.8	i'm a i'm a i'm a fat piece of shit 12 year old boy but you're telling me that
1:12.1	like i could have just gotten the luck of the draw and they tried to infuse my body with maco
1:15.5	energy to make me a super soldier and i end up just being the coolest most attractive boy ever
1:19.1	yeah man that would be pretty cool but anyway i'm i'm playing through it and i got to the
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