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Barmy Dale A British Podcast  Sitcom

Barmy Dale Pilot Episode

Barmy Dale A British Podcast Sitcom

Barmy Productions

Comedy Fiction, Podcast Sitom, Comedy Series, Family Comedy, Podcast Series, Radio Sitcom, Character Comedy, Award Winning, Radio Comedy, Drama, Sitcom, Fiction, Retro Comedy, Nostalgic Comedy, Podcast Comedy, Classic Comedy, Comedy Podcast

5695 Ratings

🗓️ 10 February 2025

⏱️ 30 minutes

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Summary

Nominated Best Podcast at the 2021 World Wide Comedy Awards!


"The writing is on point, the acting is on point, the timing is on point. Check out Barmy Dale!"

Daily Comedy News (USA)


This episode stars:

 

Juliet Howland as Gracie

Camilla Simson as Sharon

Stuart Wheeldon as Dan

Martin Skellern as Keith

Mia Mills as Stacey

John Skellern as The man with the stick

 

Written by Skellern & Wheeldon

Audio editor. Matt Winch

Music by Jordan Frater



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Transcript

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0:00.0

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0:14.2

In early 2020, right across the globe, entire populations of towns,, and nations were plunged into coronavirus lockdown.

0:23.9

From country to country, it brought out the best in humanity. Heroes were produced on a daily basis.

0:30.5

This is the story of the small Northern English town of Barmydale, where some have been heroic,

0:36.9

and others, well.

0:41.8

Blinking heck, Dan, can you keep the noise down?

0:44.3

Hey, no, I can't. I need to get this beer barrel from here to there. It's one of the many joys

0:48.3

of owning a pub. Well, I'd like a few less joys of living across the road from a pub.

0:52.4

You've welcomed me and Gracie up. Two metres, Keith, come on. I am two blooming metres. And don't change the subject. I'm

0:58.7

sick of putting up with it. Ten years, Gracie and I have had this. You moved in 11 years,

1:02.8

five months and 13 days ago? Well, it's about time you started showing more consideration then.

1:07.9

This is a time of national emergency, this is. Oh, no doubt I'll see you again later. Bang in your little saucepan for the NHS.

1:14.1

There's nothing wrong with my little saucepan. You and your pretentious wok on the other hand.

1:17.6

Hey, that walk's a beauty. It has a beautiful Asian ring to it. You trust me. Those nurses in number

1:22.3

55 know who supports them the most.

1:26.9

Time to get up, Gracie Love.

1:29.8

What time is it?

1:31.4

Thursday. Come on, get up. We've only got 12 hours before NHS clapping time.

1:35.7

And don't want to be outdone again by that idiot Dan from the pub and his stupid walk.

1:39.6

Oh, how long have you bulls have this silly thing going on between you?

1:44.1

It's a forces thing. I was British Army. He was Royal Navy.

1:48.0

But weren't you on the same side?

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