Bark Back #26: Dog Tattoos & Ridiculous Nicknames

Oh My Dog! with Jack Dee and Seann Walsh

Pink Cloud / Off The Kerb

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.8 • 655 Ratings

🗓️ 29 May 2026

⏱️ 23 minutes

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Summary

We take a deep dive into your brilliant messages, photos and videos - including a very spoiled senior staffy, a cockapoo who builds herself a sofa nest every night, and one listener whose dog nickname somehow evolved into simply “Poo”.

The gang discuss dog greetings, emotional goodbye routines at the window, tattoos inspired by beloved pets - Sara shares a touching tribute to a cockapoo called Dexter, and whether Jack should get a face tattoo.

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00:00 Welcome to Bark Back00:30 Ruby the rescued senior staffy thriving at 1302:50 How Dolly, Mildred and Juniper greet visitors04:00 Maisie the “piranha teeth” staffy puppy05:10 Seann remembers Gertrude06:00 Ozzy fails to intimidate a tiny bird (video)07:20 Poppy the cockapoo builds a sofa nest08:50 What the dogs really do when left home alone10:00 The increasingly ridiculous evolution of dog nicknames13:20 Simon’s “Strudel definitely not a poodle”
14:20 Dogs with imaginary voices and lisps15:10 Dexter the cockapoo and memorial dog tattoos16:50 Should Jack get a tattoo?
19:45 Patreon radiator chat returns

#OhMyDogPodcast #BarkBack #JackDee #SeannWalsh #DogPodcast #DogLovers #Staffy #Cockapoo #Dachshund #DogStories #ComedyPodcast #PetParents #DogPeople

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