Bark Back #22: Cold showers & Dodgy Dog Snacks
Oh My Dog! with Jack Dee and Seann Walsh
Pink Cloud / Off The Kerb
4.8 • 655 Ratings
🗓️ 1 May 2026
⏱️ 21 minutes
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Summary
Cold showers and dodgy dog snacks, welcome to Bark Back.
This week, Jack, Sara and Sean dive into your messages - from emergency vet visits (turns out chocolate is always bad news), to dog insurance wins, and a very important birthday shoutout to Iona!
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00:00 Cold shower confession & chaotic start
01:14 “This is Bark Back”
02:15 Birthday shoutout to Iona
03:34 Listener stories & celeb spotting (Harry Enfield!)
04:06 Dog eats EVERYTHING - vet emergencies & costs
05:48 Pet insurance chat
07:09 Listener correction: chocolate toxicity explained
08:58 Sean’s shoulder injury saga (and the wrong resistance band)
11:11 Attempting to get back on topic
11:54 Dog Easter eggs & edible dog treats
13:15 Bluebells, dog walks & responsible pups
14:01 Chris Packham & vegetarian dogs debate
15:20 Dog cologne vs ketchup test continues
16:11 Listener reaction to pet month episode
17:16 Patreon “Off The Lead” & Sean’s fruit bowl
18:39 Jack’s nightshirt story returns
19:18 Listener comments & wrap up
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| 0:00.0 | Oh My Dogs Bark Back with Jack Dee and Sean Walsh. |
| 0:05.3 | Um... |
| 0:06.7 | That's worrying. |
| 0:11.0 | Yeah, isn't it? |
| 0:12.7 | This is weird listeners because when we record this, |
| 0:17.2 | we have a sort of like a countdown on the screen, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. |
| 0:20.6 | And then we know that we're |
| 0:21.9 | recording and during the countdown Sean just said I should have had a cold shower |
| 0:27.8 | that's how that's how you find us if you're listening to this I mean do we need to clear that up |
| 0:36.1 | quickly before why do you feel you should |
| 0:38.7 | have had a cold shower? So sometimes there's a mode in which I find myself where I'm not |
| 0:45.1 | woke, I've not woken up. I've just not woken up. I feel blurry and bleh. And normally to get |
| 0:50.7 | myself out of that, I have a cold shower. And that's what takes me out of that. |
| 0:55.8 | But you know what the implication is of needing a cold shower? |
| 1:00.0 | That's why it's a worrying thing to say to people generally. |
| 1:02.6 | It's like if you're getting up, you know, a little bit hot under the car. |
| 1:06.5 | You're getting a bit aroused or something. |
| 1:07.4 | You're getting aroused. |
| 1:08.5 | I thought, blimey. |
| 1:14.5 | That's a good. or something you're getting aroused and you're getting aroused. They thought, oh, no. Blimey. It's not that exciting |
| 1:16.0 | making a podcast. |
| 1:17.7 | Jack, |
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