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Oh My Dog! with Jack Dee and Seann Walsh

Bark Back #16: When Dogs Follow You to the Loo

Oh My Dog! with Jack Dee and Seann Walsh

Pink Cloud / Off The Kerb

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.8655 Ratings

🗓️ 13 March 2026

⏱️ 20 minutes

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Summary

It’s Bark Back, where Jack , Seann and Sara dive into your emails, voice notes and dog stories.

This week: a dog that can open the bathroom door, two cocker spaniels that scream like banshees at cats, and a brilliant listener who sings lullabies to calm his reactive dog on walks.

Plus we hear from a dog rescue sanctuary in Hawaii, debate the true size of a slice of salami, and celebrate three years of Oh My Dog! with more brilliant listener messages.

Keep sending your stories to hello@omdpod.com – Bark Back is all about you.

See Seann Live: SeannWalsh.com


00:00 Welcome to Bark Back
00:28 The dog that opens the bathroom door
01:20 Seann’s missing laptop chaos
02:41 Listener email: Nomi & Pringle the cocker spaniels
03:30 The Ring camera cat meltdown
04:12 The “wailing banshee” spaniel alarm
04:40 Could dogs clean each other’s ears?05:30 Seann admits he’d love another dog
06:00 Storm the rescue dog and the calming walking song
07:15 Singing to soothe reactive dogs
08:20 A dog rescue sanctuary in Hawaii
10:00 Requests to see the dogs on the podcast
11:10 Juniper makes a sleepy appearance
11:40 Fred MacAulay’s dog t-shirt story returns
12:20 Celebrating 3 years of Oh My Dog!
13:10 The salami slice debate
14:20 The size of a proper slice of salami
15:20 Listener accidentally blasting the podcast in supermarket toilets
16:10 Where do you listen to the podcast?
17:10 Sara campaigning for the billboard
17:50 Signing off


#BarkBack #OhMyDogPodcast #JackDee #SeannWalsh #DogPodcast #DogStories #DogLovers #Spaniels #DogLife #ComedyPodcast


Transcript

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0:00.0

Oh my dogs bark back with Jack D and Sean Walsh.

0:04.0

Hello and welcome to Oh my Dogs Barkback where we hear from you.

0:07.9

We love your emails and voice notes and messages so much that we thought you deserved your own episode on Friday.

0:12.5

So keep getting in touch by emailing hello at OMDPod.com and follow us on Instagram at OMD Pod.

0:20.7

Yes, we're aiming for this to be 15 to 20 minutes, so if you've only got time for a short walk,

0:24.7

Bart Back is the perfect listen, quick fun and full of your stories.

0:28.7

Yeah, well, I better kick things off straight away with an email from Linda Dale,

0:33.3

who says, my dogs follow me to the loo when I forget to lock the door as my boy Jake

0:39.9

right uh Jake uh can open doors it says right can open doors I don't know that's a

0:45.9

typo or I thought it may have been in a sort of an accent thing and sort of regional oh yeah

0:52.1

could be right can open doors Anyway, no peace in the morning before their walk. Yeah. And there's a photo apparently. This is, so this is Jake looking at you sitting on the loo. Is that, is that correct? Yeah, I believe that's her knee there. So you can see you take it while on the knee.

1:11.2

All right.

1:11.6

Okay, Linda.

1:12.3

I think you've, yeah, there's almost too much information there.

1:15.4

But thank you anyway.

1:20.0

Thank God it wasn't a video.

1:22.0

Yeah.

1:25.5

Just quickly, for those of you that listened to, before I read to the next message,

1:31.8

for those of you that listened to the episode earlier in the week,

1:34.2

you will know that the sound quality for me probably isn't up to its best.

1:40.4

And that was because Grace had gone to the gym and taken the car and my laptop and my

1:46.2

recording equipment was it is in the car. Well, it turns out that that wasn't actually the

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