Bark Back #16: When Dogs Follow You to the Loo
Oh My Dog! with Jack Dee and Seann Walsh
Pink Cloud / Off The Kerb
4.8 • 655 Ratings
🗓️ 13 March 2026
⏱️ 20 minutes
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Summary
It’s Bark Back, where Jack , Seann and Sara dive into your emails, voice notes and dog stories.
This week: a dog that can open the bathroom door, two cocker spaniels that scream like banshees at cats, and a brilliant listener who sings lullabies to calm his reactive dog on walks.
Plus we hear from a dog rescue sanctuary in Hawaii, debate the true size of a slice of salami, and celebrate three years of Oh My Dog! with more brilliant listener messages.
Keep sending your stories to hello@omdpod.com – Bark Back is all about you.
See Seann Live: SeannWalsh.com
00:00 Welcome to Bark Back
00:28 The dog that opens the bathroom door
01:20 Seann’s missing laptop chaos
02:41 Listener email: Nomi & Pringle the cocker spaniels
03:30 The Ring camera cat meltdown
04:12 The “wailing banshee” spaniel alarm
04:40 Could dogs clean each other’s ears?05:30 Seann admits he’d love another dog
06:00 Storm the rescue dog and the calming walking song
07:15 Singing to soothe reactive dogs
08:20 A dog rescue sanctuary in Hawaii
10:00 Requests to see the dogs on the podcast
11:10 Juniper makes a sleepy appearance
11:40 Fred MacAulay’s dog t-shirt story returns
12:20 Celebrating 3 years of Oh My Dog!
13:10 The salami slice debate
14:20 The size of a proper slice of salami
15:20 Listener accidentally blasting the podcast in supermarket toilets
16:10 Where do you listen to the podcast?
17:10 Sara campaigning for the billboard
17:50 Signing off
#BarkBack #OhMyDogPodcast #JackDee #SeannWalsh #DogPodcast #DogStories #DogLovers #Spaniels #DogLife #ComedyPodcast
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Oh my dogs bark back with Jack D and Sean Walsh. |
| 0:04.0 | Hello and welcome to Oh my Dogs Barkback where we hear from you. |
| 0:07.9 | We love your emails and voice notes and messages so much that we thought you deserved your own episode on Friday. |
| 0:12.5 | So keep getting in touch by emailing hello at OMDPod.com and follow us on Instagram at OMD Pod. |
| 0:20.7 | Yes, we're aiming for this to be 15 to 20 minutes, so if you've only got time for a short walk, |
| 0:24.7 | Bart Back is the perfect listen, quick fun and full of your stories. |
| 0:28.7 | Yeah, well, I better kick things off straight away with an email from Linda Dale, |
| 0:33.3 | who says, my dogs follow me to the loo when I forget to lock the door as my boy Jake |
| 0:39.9 | right uh Jake uh can open doors it says right can open doors I don't know that's a |
| 0:45.9 | typo or I thought it may have been in a sort of an accent thing and sort of regional oh yeah |
| 0:52.1 | could be right can open doors Anyway, no peace in the morning before their walk. Yeah. And there's a photo apparently. This is, so this is Jake looking at you sitting on the loo. Is that, is that correct? Yeah, I believe that's her knee there. So you can see you take it while on the knee. |
| 1:11.2 | All right. |
| 1:11.6 | Okay, Linda. |
| 1:12.3 | I think you've, yeah, there's almost too much information there. |
| 1:15.4 | But thank you anyway. |
| 1:20.0 | Thank God it wasn't a video. |
| 1:22.0 | Yeah. |
| 1:25.5 | Just quickly, for those of you that listened to, before I read to the next message, |
| 1:31.8 | for those of you that listened to the episode earlier in the week, |
| 1:34.2 | you will know that the sound quality for me probably isn't up to its best. |
| 1:40.4 | And that was because Grace had gone to the gym and taken the car and my laptop and my |
| 1:46.2 | recording equipment was it is in the car. Well, it turns out that that wasn't actually the |
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