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The Wittering Whitehalls

BARELY ALIVE IN GUILDFORD! "It's always AMERICANS."

The Wittering Whitehalls

Global

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.93.1K Ratings

🗓️ 27 October 2025

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

The tour carried on without pause this week, to the Yvonne Arnaud Theatre in Guildford! Listen out for the moment Mr Whitehall commits fully to throwing the Americans under the bus... Only to realise there are a couple in the audience!

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0:00.0

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0:09.5

James O'Brien here. In my podcast, full disclosure, I host a series of compelling conversations with fascinating people from the worlds of politics, news and entertainment.

0:18.9

And this week's episode is supported by RNIB,

0:23.1

the Royal National Institute of Blind People.

0:25.8

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0:29.1

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0:31.9

All they ask in return is for you to consider leaving them a gift,

0:35.6

although there is no obligation to do so. Listen to full

0:38.3

disclosure with me, James O'Brien, on Global Player. This is a Global Player original podcast. Deals, welcome back to the Wittering White Halls from Whitehall Towers on this slightly grey day, grey day in Putney.

1:04.0

But guess what, Dials?

1:05.2

Because when I say I'm going to do something, I do it.

1:08.1

And I am in a summer dress because I was determined to get through the

1:12.5

four C-view dresses. I've banged on about it enough. And yes, I'm in dress number four,

1:18.3

which Mr. Whitehall, no doubt, will say for the fourth time probably, looks like a tablecloth or a

1:24.2

curtain. No, I wouldn't say that.

1:28.1

Okay, I like it.

1:30.2

No.

1:30.7

Do you like it?

1:32.6

I love them because they were all 2499 and as you know I got four dresses for under £100 which was pretty good going.

1:41.0

And I'm, you know, I'm looking forward to next summer when I'll be able to roll them out because I bought

1:45.8

them at the end of the summer so even better. It's like next year's wardrobe.

1:50.2

I think it would make a lovely sort of standby dressing gown.

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