This is beyond a reasonable doubt with your hosts Mark Garagus and Gary Smith.

I used to say this with Adam, but it happens even more frequently with you Gary is that some of the best material is while we can jump on one of the ones I'll recreate it you can jump in if I am a revisionist historian but I was asking

Gary if we got our reasonable doubt swag because I want to contrary to some of the comments,

we're going to start giving it out each week.

And I said, Gary, you can characterize what you said about the the comments. Yeah sure you know I've

been squarely involved in figuring out the swag and you asked if it had come in

yet and I said I don't know the answer to that and you said okay.

Okay well which recent comment is your favorite so that we can pick and we'll sick them on the

person who's ordering the swag and I said I don't read the comments and I will not be starting so this is

going to be squarely a you problem so you can pick your favorite comment and then

sick them on Lucas who is a friend of the show who is maybe not as publicized as normal but yeah that's that's going to be a

you department there Mark. Is there a reason you don't read the comments

DPS? Because I get enough of it. you don't read the comments, DPS?

Because I get enough of it from you reading them and then recreating them to me about my eyes or

my, you know, all my little shortcomings, you know, I have better things to do on Christmas Eve than to read

disparaging remarks about me from people in their mom's basement.

Keyboard warriors as some may call them.

I just, you know, no thanks.

The amount of joy that this discussion gives me probably outsized, but thank you.

The amount of joy that it gives you is also why I don't read the comments.

It's, you know, your delight and the look on your face right now and the literal belly laughs, you're holding your

chest right now. The happiness that you get is exactly why I say out of the comments section and feel free to hit me on

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