BARD - Cardi B in Court: Comedy, Chaos, and Legal Lessons
Reasonable Doubt
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🗓️ 31 August 2025
⏱️ 14 minutes
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Summary
On this holiday weekend edition, Mark and Gary dive headfirst into the courtroom circus that is the Cardi B civil trial—a case so absurd, it’s practically writing its own punchlines. From viral testimony and “Temu lawyer” comparisons to the plaintiff’s questionable motives and Cardi’s unfiltered charisma on the stand, they unpack the legal spectacle that’s overtaken the internet.
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| 0:00.0 | This is beyond a reasonable doubt with your hosts, Mark Garrigas and Gary Smith. |
| 0:11.3 | GPS, how are you this fine three-day weekend? |
| 0:14.7 | I'm well. How are you? |
| 0:16.3 | Very good. Any plans? Are you going to stay staycation? What's your deal? I don't exactly get to go far from |
| 0:25.5 | my computer. So it'll definitely be stay something. Yeah, I love it. I love it. You know, the |
| 0:33.5 | stay something. How's that stay, stay workation. Stay. Is there a term for that? |
| 0:39.3 | It's a call it a staycation while I'll be working all weekend is a little ridiculous. So I, |
| 0:42.9 | I've shy away from that term. But it will be, uh, stay away from downtown LA. I suppose. I guess |
| 0:48.6 | I can, I can enjoy that. Very quiet today, by the way, as I sit here in downtown L.A. |
| 0:55.2 | Yeah, most people have the weekend off. |
| 0:58.0 | I, well, not the alley. |
| 0:59.7 | The alley is quite busy. |
| 1:01.4 | Well, those people don't get time off. |
| 1:03.1 | They're, uh, their demons stay with them, uh, 24, 7, 365. |
| 1:06.5 | I was, I was going to, and there's, there's about four guys surrounding the building right now |
| 1:12.0 | is I was going out to get coffee who I was going to get them a double shot of espresso as well. |
| 1:18.3 | I thought it might help a little bit, but. |
| 1:21.4 | I think they need a double shot of something a little stronger in order to, uh, to really |
| 1:24.9 | have their day enlightened. |
| 1:27.0 | Speaking of double shots. Okay. I know you're, I'm going to betray the fact that this is |
| 1:33.6 | completely my fascination and not yours. Is that a what I'm about to go into? |
| 1:39.2 | It's not that it's not my fascination. I just don't know that there's a ton to say about it. |
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