Barcelona w/ Danny Brown | You Be Trippin' with Ari Shaffir
You Be Trippin'
Ari Shaffir
4.6 • 826 Ratings
🗓️ 17 November 2025
⏱️ 91 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | To go to the hospital with a dick injury, though, got to be the worst. |
| 0:02.2 | And try to explain it what happened. |
| 0:04.1 | I mean, shit. |
| 0:05.1 | Ain't nothing you can say it's a dick. The dick is split. You gotta get no details or how it happened. You see what's going on here. Dude, one time I thought I had herpes real bad. And it was a dick tear from anal. I pulled out too fast and a rip, you know, like the muffin top and it was all ripped in there. |
| 0:24.4 | My buddy. and it was a dick tear from anal. I pulled out too fast and a rip, you know, like the muffin top |
| 0:21.6 | and it was all ripped in there. |
| 0:24.4 | My buddy calm me down. |
| 0:25.7 | Pete Lee, he goes, |
| 0:26.4 | it ain't, it ain't herpes. |
| 0:27.5 | You was dying. |
| 0:28.5 | I was like, no, finally it caught up. |
| 0:32.6 | Yeah, and the doctor's like, |
| 0:33.7 | it's not herpes and I'm like, |
| 0:35.6 | he wasn't like, I can look at you, it's not that. But I was living. |
| 0:38.3 | That's horrible, man. It didn't even hurt that bad. It was just like... No, I think anything with any genital area hurts. I don't care what you're talking about. It's these emotional pain. I mean, you just gotta be a strong, strong individual, man. I'm not, I'm the most skillfully shaver you ever been in your life man. |
| 0:56.3 | Slight hand. strong individual, man. I'm not, I don't, I, boy, I'm the most skillfully shaver you ever been in your life, man. |
| 0:57.6 | Slight hand. |
| 0:59.4 | Like cooking crack. |
| 1:01.7 | I shave my pubes like I'm cooking crack. |
| 1:04.2 | You shave them? |
| 1:04.8 | It's a lie. |
| 1:06.2 | Oh yes, they gave me the Manscape. |
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